March 1

The day that the guys with the most gigantic dicks are born on. Their schlong is so long it’s like a 3rd leg.

Hey bro, look at that guy’s massive cock!
Oh, probably born on March 1st.

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November 1

No Nut November-If you nut you will fail the challenge.

"Bro! I lasted 26 days for no nut November bro!"
Boy 2 "what's that?"
"You cant nut for a month starting November 1!"

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Formula 1

Founded in 1950 when the first world championship was raced, it has developed today into what is the greatest form of motor racing known to man and the greatest sport in the world.

Owned by Bernie, who rakes in $2.5Billion US per anum from the sport, it is an insitution, more sacred to fans then religion.

OMG! It's only 6 days until The opening race of the season starts in Melbourne, Australia.

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Do 1

A female who talks to a lot of males, and is very easy to have sexual inter course with

Dont talk to that girl bro she’s a Do 1

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Dec 1

The official day to get a dog

On dec 1 I will get a dog

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#1 stunna

n. calciumiest,the shit,the shiznit,booty, booty, booty, rockin everywhere

You can call me 'the shit', or you can just call me the #1 stunna.

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1 1/2 base

when a man and a woman love each other very much, and they want to express that love, there is a special handshake involved. The man will look longingly at the woman's right pinky-nail, and love it all the more. In turn, she will hide it from his sight, in order to save this lustful deed for marriage. However, if she is feeling frisky she will caress his clavical with her forefinger, thus the deed is done.

Not being brought up like a proper young lady, marcy gave in to 1 1/2 base.

Oh man, that chick just went to 1 1/2 base with me. Tomorrow I hope for 2 3/4 base. Yeaahh

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