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October 22

National unground your child day.

Child: Mum look at the date, it’s october 22.

Mother: Looks like I have to unground you.

by kikibooboo October 22, 2019


October 22

October 22 is No Homo Day

Hey it’s October 22, wanna no homo day pass?
Seleven raven btw

by selevennravennn October 21, 2019


October 22

October 22 is national give your girlfriend your hoodie day

Boyfriend- guess what day it is?

Girlfriend- what day?
Boyfriend-It’s October 22
Girlfriend yea so?
Boyfriend-it’s national give hoodie day do u want mine?
Girlfriend-no u stink

Jkjkjkjkjk

by Cheese puffs man October 22, 2019


October 22

legends are born in on 22 October

Me: What date is it?

Friend: October 22
Me: Oh man is my birthday

or

me: mom, u know what day is it?

mom: idk
me: search on urban dictionary

mom: I didn't find anything

by imnotevenahuman October 20, 2019


october 22

slap a nigga named timothy national holiday

boy: hey isn’t it october 22?
other boy: oh yeah it’s slap timothy day

by hdkdndjsndb123 October 22, 2019


October 22

On this day you have to go up to your crush and say I like you and if he doesn’t say anything you should punch him in his shoulder 😂😂

*Date: October 22*
You: I like you
Crush: *walks away*
You: *punches him on the shoulder* I saiddd I like you
Crush: I’m dating someone

😂😂😂😂😂

by ..dilligaf.. October 21, 2019


October 22

On this day you can throw best friend or friends in front of a bus

I will throw mr.grinch in front of a bus on October 22

by Mr.santa October 21, 2019