National unground your child day.
Child: Mum look at the date, it’s october 22.
Mother: Looks like I have to unground you.
October 22 is No Homo Day
Hey it’s October 22, wanna no homo day pass?
Seleven raven btw
October 22 is national give your girlfriend your hoodie day
Boyfriend- guess what day it is?
Girlfriend- what day?
Boyfriend-It’s October 22
Girlfriend yea so?
Boyfriend-it’s national give hoodie day do u want mine?
Girlfriend-no u stink
Jkjkjkjkjk
legends are born in on 22 October
Me: What date is it?
Friend: October 22
Me: Oh man is my birthday
or
me: mom, u know what day is it?
mom: idk
me: search on urban dictionary
mom: I didn't find anything
slap a nigga named timothy national holiday
boy: hey isn’t it october 22?
other boy: oh yeah it’s slap timothy day
On this day you have to go up to your crush and say I like you and if he doesn’t say anything you should punch him in his shoulder 😂😂
*Date: October 22*
You: I like you
Crush: *walks away*
You: *punches him on the shoulder* I saiddd I like you
Crush: I’m dating someone
😂😂😂😂😂
On this day you can throw best friend or friends in front of a bus
I will throw mr.grinch in front of a bus on October 22