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"Men who are going places start at Hampden Sydney".
HSC is not for everybody. People who don't go are turned off by the abundance of money, girls, guns, and alcohol. That person has since come out of the closet after realizing HSC is not for him. Although it is easy to get in, it is hard to stay. Boasting the toughest Honor Code that even VMI idolizes. HSC is the last vestige of the "southern-gentleman" and is epitomized through bow-ties, polos, and Southern Comfort bourbon. Maxim magazine rates it the #1 school to get laid and they could not have been any more right. On the weekends this quaint little all boys school turns into an animal house style country club filled with guns, sex, alcohol, and more alcohol. Nearly becoming coed in the late 90's the Hampden sydney men came to their senses and realized that,"they don't need girls they are doing just fine with yours."
HSC man 1-"hey man we need some girls for the party"
HSC man 2-"no prob let me call up the UVA, VT, Randolph Macon, Sweet Briar, Longwood, and Hollins girls. I'm sure they would be more than happy to come"
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the coolest, awesomest, sweetest, and badist girl on the planet. A very outspoken and outgoing girl who knows how to put a smile on aynones face and light up their day with the weirdest things. she has wierd toes and a beautiful smile to go on that gorgeous face of hers. shes a girl who is rarely found in this world full of 3,214,983,000 other females, and shes more than just a pretty face.
beautiful
outspoken
sydney rae almaraz
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A school full of failures and people who wish they were at Sydney Boys. Despite being a private school in AAGPS, is terrible at sports, and cannot compete. Full of gay Asian nerds and SJW communists. Pupils famed for having abnormally small penises.
Girl 1: Who is that? Does he go to Sydney Grammar School?
Girl 2: Look at that nonexistent bulge. Of course.
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total fucking bots who wish they were at Sydney boys but are too beta
bro Sydney boys is 69 times better than north Sydney boys tbh
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the funniest, scariest, bitch you’ll ever meet.
it’s national sydney day let’s hope she not in a mood
The Hampden-Sydney man is rich, white, alcoholic, often mistaken for a typical douchey wasp people fail to realize the H-SC man follows a strict honor code and in general is very respectful toward any female who isn't acting like a drunk slut trying to get free alcohol and drugs. The H-SC man typically graduates and attains a lucrative job, often his fathers line of work, but not always. Law school is the most common post graduation plan. The brotherhood at Hampden-Sydney is something you don't find many places on earth.
Girl 1: so where did you go last night at the party?!
Girl 2: I got separated from our group, luckily a Hampden-Sydney man found me and made sure I was safe until I got back to my place
Girl 1: that's awesome.
Girl 2: he was drinking straight whiskey and his family owns a place at the beach and in the mountains.
The college version of Woodberry Forest.
Girl 1: Who's that gorgeous guy in the seersucker pants and a polo shirt over there?
Girl 2: Oh that's (insert name). He went to Woodberry and now he goes to Hampden-Sydney. He has a lot of hot friends too.
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