National Kissing Day, where you can kiss someone without them being allowed to pull away.
Brad: "Hey, wanna kiss?"
Johnny: "Ew, no!"
Brad: "But it's December 14th.."
Johnny: "That's stupid!"
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Son come here you know what day it is, itβs December 14 give your dad a BJ day.
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National Penis Day
Show off what you got
Kyle: Bro itβs December 14, we should show off our penis
Chad: Great idea bro!
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Weeb day! That day is when the weebs take over! You can read manga, watch anime, cosplay, etc.
"Today is December 14! you know what that means"
"Yup it's web day!"
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National give your crush a hug day \ give a girl a your hoodie day!!
Itβs October 14th that means you have to hug your crush or a guy has to give you his hoodie
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14.Februar ist National Suck your Boyfriends Dick Day.
Hey today is the best day.
Why.
It's 14.Februar.
Yea and what now?
ITS SUCK YOUR BOYFRIENDS DICK DAY
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a day where ugly people get chocolates from their parents
boy1: hey did you get a valentine
boy2: i got some chocolate from my parents
boy1: that makes sense
valentines day February 14
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