Janurary 17

National if your name starts with a M and ends with a Y then your crush has to hold your hand and hug you

Girl-will you hug me and hold my hand
Her crush-umm. thats weird why?
Girl-because its Janurary 17 National if your name starts with a M and ends with a Y then your crush has to hold you hand and hug you
Her crush-ohh. ok

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JRF 17

A man that has no banter of his own, so steals other peoples urban dictionary quotes!!

"Yo Phil JRF 17 seriously has no banter.. he stole 'regrettamin' from me yesterday bro"

Phil: "Me too, he had 'mine line' off me, we need to teach him a lesson"

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October 17

You can grab boobs today

Hey i can grab your boobs its october 17

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July 17

This is the date real whores and pussy suckers are born in.

if you wonder why july 17 is when whores are born, because yes

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February 17

The ugliest people were born on this day

Friend: when is your birthday
You: February 17th
Friend: no wonder your ugly

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November 17

Fuck shit up for yo first love day..

November 17 ..If he has a girlfriend/boyfriend ..fuck that text him/her and fuck with they relationship if you really with the shits and post old pictures and just be messy...

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November 17

National kiss Jace day. On this day you have to give Jace(me) a kiss because im hot and sexy and awesome and smart and cool and badass

Girl: Jace come here its time for your kiss
Jace (me): Alright bbg just keep it christian

Girl: Alr cutie hottie sect and awesome Jace
November 17: national kiss Jace day

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