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The day to let him do butt stuff without arguing or complaining
Man: Hey, it’s May 31st
Woman: Okay baby I know what to do…
Woman: takes off shorts and lets him in her butt
May 31st it’s a day before a new month and summer fully starts so it should be welcome with a great gift
Teacher- Can someone remind me of the date please?
Class- May 31!
That one girl- SLAYYYYY
The day the backstabbing man whores are born
Girl 1: omg Greg totally cheated on me with 5 different women!
Girl 2: he was probably born on May 31.
You and your girlfriend or boyfriend will cuddle on this day and hold hands just things that’s cute😋
October 31 2019 is the day you cuddle with your girl.
It’s Halloween! You think but it is also another holiday on this day it is ignore your best friend day! Sorry about this to people who love there best friend but I need space from my bestie anyways sorry Jordan my bestie!
Happy ignore bestie day! You have to ignore your bestie on this day November 31!
November 31 is national punch a ginger day. Punch anyone with ginger hair.
“Hey Natalya it’s November 31 you know what that means!” *punch her*