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happy birthday mf jacky , ur coo
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH BRUH WHOLE BITCH ON A BITCH
november 5th is jackys birthday 😚
National blame Colton day. Any Colton you know do something band and blame on him
I broke my toe Colton did it on November 5th
Tell Lassi and Kim you like them.
Today, november 5th I will be telling my crushes I like them.
You go girl!
National tell Lassi and Kim you like then day.
Today, November 5th I will be telling my crushes I like them!
Yes, go girl!
November fifth is national kiss your friend drake day, but say no homo cuz we not with that gay shit
Drake: Ay dude ur getting a little close
Zach: shut up man it’s November 5th
Drake: Fuck
Zach: *kisses*
Drake: ur fucking ga-
Zach: no homo
Drake: fuck
International hook up in spanish day.
It is a spanish tradition that is traveling all over the world.
Everybody is looking for an “amigo” to spend the night with. It is said that who don't end up with someone after talking in spanish will forget how to speak their native language.
Jake: Dude i’ve been practicing my spanish for November 5th.
Carol: Why?
Jake: Because i don't want to forget how to speak english again like last year. It’s hook up in spanish day! Didn’t you know that, “amiga”?
Carol: Si! Quieres pink taco?
A country that pretends to care about human rights while blatantly and outright changing the law to show the people they mean absolutely nothing to the government.
America is the only 5th world country on earth.