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The gummy bear is commonly found in brightly coloured plastic bags and while often hunted to the brink of extinction, their intricate mating rituals have never failed to restore their numbers.
In an unnatural habitat, the wild gummy bear submerges itself in nearby glasses and can take up almost four times its own weight in water. This process, while increasing the size of the bear by the same figures, sadly renders it inedible.
"Look at the size of that yellow one! It must have spent the last two days in that lake!" - Steve Irwin on gummy bears.
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Term that defines a small hairy gay man
Come over and have gay sex with Daddy Bear and Cory the BEAR CUB
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Gummy Bears soaked in Rum; a nice treat to have at parties. These are easy to make, you simply get a plastic bottle (Nalgene) and fill with the gummy bears. Then fill with rum (non-spiced, Bacardi Limon works well) until all of the bears are covered. Let them chill for a few hours or overnight. The next day, drain off the rum that wasn't absorbed by the bears and enjoy.
Works well with other alcoholic foods such as Jello Shots
- "Yo did you like those rummy bears at the party last night?"
- "Yea man, good stuff. I had handfulls of 'em."
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Quoting Snoop
"who let these booger bears out their cage?"
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To knowingly plan an event even though you know you're not going to make it.
To ditch in an dickheaded way.
Example:
Me: Bear you coming tonight?
Bear: Yeah! Ima be there!
That Night.
Me (over the phone): Where are you?
Bear: I told you I had plans!
Me: Wow are you Pulling a Bear...
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1. a bear which forsakes its natural food source for foraging in dumpsters.
2. a sparing person who prefers to eat food which is no longer fresh or is past its expirion date, rather than discarding it.
"Why did you throw away my lunch leftovers?"
"Because they were in the fridge for three weeks now!"
"But they were still edible!"
"I wound't marry you if I knew you are such a dumpster bear."
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The act of "roughing it." It can only be done by the most hardcore of outdoors men.
Person 1: "I saw you kill that cougar with your bear hands for dinner"
Person 2: "Yeah dude we are soooooo Bear Grylls'n it!"
Person 1: "And It'll be a great meal for my pet bear too!"
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