the kindest sweetest most thoughtful guy on the planet. he never fails to put a smile on your face especially when he cooks you food. everyone needs a callum in their life.
person 1: hey can i have your last rolo?
person 2: no i’m saving it for callum
ling ling who will litteraly take gorlock the destroyer to bed callum is that desperate. stay tf away from him if you wanna keep your v card. oh and your dick (he tends to rip them off) not to mention hisfantasies about having a threesome with Joe Biden and Kim Jong Un.
callum will slap yo cheeks boi better watch out
Callum
A person that probably should've been a cumstain on the sheets
being defined
Did you see callum yesterday, he definitely should've been a cumstain on the sheets
he is a to-faced bitch who plays girls which is not fair to us because we get all excited because we finally have a boyfriend and then he plays you, but he always loses the game so it's fine. he might be hot and all but Yoh he is such an ass
The most annoying son of a bitch you will ever know. He is a dick head and will always try to show off.
Callum was being Callum around his "friends"