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I kid

It is a somewhat old fashioned way of saying "just kidding." It sounds more Shakespearean than "jk d00000d."

Person A: Bitch, I'll kick your ass!
Person B: *Gasp* You have such a sailor mouth!
Person A: What the motherf**k??
Person B: Har har, I kid, you old sea dog!
Person A: Har har har har!

by Ben L. January 9, 2006

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Band kid

Also known as the Reddit kid, band kids are defined by an obsession with Reddit, Pewdiepie, and gaming (particularly PC gaming and Nintendo switch), strange and awkward mannerisms, and a tendency to make weird poses, talk fast, and regurgitate old memes. They tend to also like anime and anime-related things (such as Pokemon games), and likely have an anime profile picture on their social networking accounts. Band kids are likely active on Discord and are often moderators on there and/or Reddit. They frequent r/pewdiepiesubmissions and r/dankmemes, and look down on those who use Instagram and TikTok as “normies.” This culture is common amongst kids in high school marching band (hence the name) but it is not limited to them. Band kid/Reddit kid culture may overlap with weeb culture and neckbeard culture, and is prominent amongst individuals beyond high school age. Think of the band kid as the neckbeard when they were in high school. Everyone knows at least 4 of these kids from high school.

Band kid 1: I just donated 500 dollars from my mom’s credit card to pokimane! keanu chungus wholesome 100 See you at band tomorrow!

Band kid 2: I can’t make it tomorrow big oof I’m gonna be busy playing Smash Bros on my Nintendo switch epic gamer moment Do you think my cat is big enough for r/chonkers?

Band kid 1: bruh of course, you’ll be raking in the karma with that one soviet union national anthem

by donaman September 12, 2020

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Indie Kid

Everyone has this definition for indie kids and how we dress, but no, you have NO IDEA. So here's the real fucking definition.

Indie kids listen to indie music. That's it. We don't all have wavy hair, or dress like we don't give a shit. We're not all elitist and we're not all artsy types. We're DIFFERENT. We're INDEPENDENT. It's about the music, not the clothes. Some couldn't care less, some put some time into it. Doesn't matter.

Non-indie: How do I look like an indie kid?
Indie: You don't.
Non-indie: So how do you know I'm an indie kid?
Indie: You don't.

by Livid Infinity. December 3, 2007

1033👍 263👎


Biscuit kid

The really white fat kid you see in your gym class, who also very strangely is addicted to KFC

Damn that's one Fat-ass biscuit Kid

by soup'n taters March 11, 2015

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throwback kid

Pretty much an Old School kid, who listens to varieties of music from old age-new age. Someone who keeps it real. Tends to be stuck in the 90s' typically in their early 20s and have yet to adapt to futuristic noise.

I'm a throwback kid, I was born in the 90's and I'm going to embrace the fact that's my generation.

Usually dressed grunge depending on the era their mocking.

I'm no Hipster! I'M A THROWBACK KID, its' the era I was came from.

by itsokayilikeyou October 1, 2011

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atta kid

A phrase used to show respect or appreciation towards the actions of another

"Hey I just got laid last night dude"
"Atta kid"

by Dmoney9 April 10, 2016

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horny kid

A young teen looking for a nice smash but not getting any. Normally wanting some from someone older than them.

"Cummon baby, age is just a number"
"Damn ur one horny kid, I'm too old for you"

by Abaybëënotaslutshhhhh July 19, 2017

14👍 1👎