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rachel and landon

a wonderful sexy couple. Often have sex(anal lovers)

oh your a rachel and landon have sex

by Rahcel and Landon June 15, 2017


A Landon

A Landon is Usually a tall black male with sometimes a afro. They usually think they are hard BUT they are pretty cool and they are good in relationships. Landons are NEVER two-faced to anyone and you can always rely upon then.

You act so much like a Landon.

You’re such a Landon.

I want me a Landon

by Coppatoppa May 21, 2021


Landon G.

A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.

L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.

by DXNMFSDBCYENW,AQL. February 25, 2022


Landon Baldwin

It’s Landon Baldwin!

Person 1: I think Landon Baldwin nice at finding men.
Person 2: I think he is.

by Raddad217562 May 10, 2024


landon marable

Landon Marable is a hot smexy guy that i know. i’ve loved him since i was 9!! we’ve been together for 11 months. LANDON I LOVE YOU TEXT ME WHEN YOU SEE THIS 💕

landon marable: “balls in ya jaws.”
addi- “shut the actual hell up. “

by Addi Neal November 23, 2021


Landon cane

A FAT SLIM SHADY LOOKING WANNABE THAT LIKES FAT COCKTAILS IN HIS ASS

EW ITS LANDON CANE A FAT FAGGOT I BET HE LISTENS TO SLIM SHADYA

by Fuck you I don’t care 🖕🏽🤴🖕🏼 December 26, 2022


Landon Cane

A gay faggot that is most likely a slim shady fan and sucks dick

“Yo look it’s Landon Cane a gay fag.”

by Fuck you I don’t care 🖕🏽🤴🖕🏼 December 26, 2022