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When one is thy man of coochie.
Female: hello🙂
Male: I am coochie man.
Female: *barks*
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1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Survey of over 100,000 men)
2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. They suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.
5. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).
6. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes ever known.
7. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than superman and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.
8. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it’s a recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has remarkable soothing powers.
Male1: I think I have Man-Flu?!
Male2: OMG, do we have time to call an Ambulance? I'm so sorry, you will be missed!
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A fictional spokesman for the beer company:
"Duff".
He represents all that is malty
and alcholic.
Tends to do alot of thrusting
to the song "Oh yeah" by Yello.
The simpsons.
"Duff man is thrusting in the direction
of the problem!"
"Duff man can never die,
only the actors who play him!"
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Someone able to open a safe without the combination. A safe cracker.
If we're going to get the loot out of that state-of-the-art safe, we're going to need a top-notch box man.
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Just an overall good looking, stud of a dude. No homo.
Tom Wilson is a total man rocket
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Magnetic Man is a british project, playing electronic music. It is composed of the dubstep-associated artists and producers Skream, Artwork and Benga. The trio use three computers: the first is responisible for drums and loops; the second for bass and sub bass and the third for leads and samples. They signed to Columbia record in February 2010 and their first single "I Need Air" was released on July 2010. Associated acts: Katy B, John Legend, Ms Dynamite, Sam Frank.
Their first album "Magnetic Man" peaked 5th on the UK charts in October 2010.
Magnetic Man is the rapest DJ co-op project ever. Dubstep's gonna rule the world!
A light blue, monopoly-obsessed man who strangely tastes like Gatorade. He has started his own currency known as dabloons, which can be used to purchase various good throughout the shop and the surrounding desert wasteland, as well as the city. His eyes are thin, seeming to always be closed and possesses and straight-line mustache. He wears a big, solid black pirate captain’s hat with “EMPLOYEE” scribbled on it, and is usually selfish and self-centered. Nonetheless, he can be a strong ally and give some good survival advice as well as how to silence children.
Person 1: “yo what can i do with this spare change”
Person 2: “trade it with the dabloons man”
Person 1: “why tf do i need dabloons”