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a man who dates large women and enjoys sucking on their breasts.
Woah! That man dating Tammy is such a cow tool!
An insult used by elder scrolls fans to refer to argonians and Khajiit. A reference to the fact they're used as slaves by dunmer
I won't read the lusty argonian Maid, I'm not into farm tools
A string of two or more guys following around an attractive female, hoping that their overly eager attitude will get them laid.
The tool belt is usually used by her to make her seem more attractive, as ploy to impress the guy she is actually interested in.
"So I see Erica brought five dudes to the party. I'm sorry man."
"Ah, don't worry about it, she just brought her tool belt to try and make me jealous!"
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is a guy who constantly changes his Facebook status, usually via cell or an application like Twitter. This is usually in a self-deluded attempt to convince himself that people care what he is doing at all times.
Some common characteristics of many Facebook Tools' profiles:
-interests may include a specific light beer, gaming, "rocking out," etc
-favorite music is often classic rock, light rock, or "anything but country"
-his photos often include ridiculous hand gestures as his signature. If in a frat, this is the hand gesture associated with the frat.
"Gah, I can't look at my newsfeed without <Enter facebook tool's name> popping up with another status change! Who cares that he went to Starbucks for the 4th time today?"
OR:
Said to self: "Oh, really, <Enter facebook tool's name>, you don't feel good after a night of heavy drinking? Who knew???"
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a loser jerk off that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. they try too hard, get smuts with diseases, have diseases, and are used like tools
the entire frat of pi lam at Widener University in Chester, PA
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the art of walking around without a particular purpose in mind
I like to tool around downtown Baltimore with my cousins and then go home to grab some munchies.
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