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i) To be unintelligent to the point that anything resembling any comprehensive or sensical thought is completely bypassed and unable to be understood.
ii) To be so stupid, so incredibly idiotic, so outright dumb, that on a scale of dumbtitude, one is 50 thousand leagues under the dumb.
iii) iggy
I saw this fan design the other day, it had one prong, not two, or one long one. JUST ONE. There was no way it could work and it just wobbled and bumped into the ceiling. Fucking 50 thousand leagues under the dumb right there man.
Holy jesus christ iggy you're 50 thousand leagues under the dumb. -dre and/or Fox
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For baseball-playing kids: Something to strive for.
For anybody above fifteen: A ridiculous eleven-day attempt to make them feel like cynical cranks.
For Kellogs Frosted Flakes, and ESPN: An eleven-day stretch where money flows in like crazy.
The Little Leaguer from the American team went up to the plate. Bases loaded, one out, bottom sixth, 1-1 tie, Little League World Series world championship. The Little Leaguer gets a hit, bouncing right by the opposing shortstop, giving the American team the victory and making the Little Leaguer an international celebrity because of a stupid hit.
P.S. The opposing shortstop went back to Japan, changed his name, and became an emo.
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A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is groping. Third is a handjob or fingering. Fourth is a blowjob or eating out. And home is the obvious.
And for those people who happen to skip a base, they chill out at the pitchers mound.
And for those extra special people who are extremely innocent, they are still trying find their way to the field from the parking lot.
Joe couldn't get anywhere in the California Kickball Five Base League last night... his asian roommate was there.
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(AKA CNZDL)
The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.
Members include:
Mel Gibson
Sean Connery
Shaq
You With The Face
and many, many more
OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!
If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!
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Falls on November 20th. The title is self-explanatory. All the homies hate league players.
Liam: Hey Ben! Are you ready to get beat up?
Ben: No? Why?
Liam: Today is National Punch a League of Legends Player Day!!!
The Realchat Justice League is an autonomous group apart of the justice league which is an organization of trolls that span across all of the chatrooms of the internet. where there are chatroom weaboos and roleplayers, there most likely is a justice league there to put them down. The Realchat Justice league is headed by Ty Glitchblade, and includes prominent members such as Erik, Vine, JPB, and vergil are among the most well known members. the group has well over 50 members in total(includes all active and nonactive members which have not resigned or kicked out)
animufan11: omg ichigo i love you ^^ holds ichigo tight in a tight embrace
REALCHAT JUSTICE TY: lol look its an animu faggot aww nobody likes you irl so you have to have sex with your internet boyfriends with text hmm yeah type those fingers faster i think hes getting off
blue espada9: OMG BLEACH IS THE BEST ANIME EVER ^_^
REALCHAT JUSTICE TY: anime sucks, and most aspecially bleach sucks. i tried to watch an episode of it while i waited for squidbillies. the only part that was ever entertaining was when the commercials came on.
johncasa:LEAV BLUE ESPADA ALONE BLEACH ROX
REALCHAT JUSTICE TY: sure if you're into shitty animation poorly written storylines and shitty dialogue
blue espada9: why are you so mean what did i ever do to you to deserve this!!!!11111 fuck you fuck everybody i hat u all!!111
johncasa: i hate this chatroom
johncasa has logged out
REALCHAT JUSTICE TY: loloololol just another day in the lulz for the Realchat Justice League
booty football tomato mushrooms internet stealth pentai everybody poops
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