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a fat bitch,usually pregnant before high school. has flees and a wrenching smell of badussy,also has a fupa and swirly slide eyebrows .
person1: see that cunt muffin over there
person 2: you mean allie mooseknuckle arbukle
When you go to your neighbor's house because nobody else will hang out with you.
Jordan's busy, I think I'll be Going to Allie's house.
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where your brain stops functioning for a split second. in its early stages this may only happen once or twice a week but as it starts to spread through your body these "allie moments" start to become more frequent until nearly all brain waves are intercepted or damaged. no cure has been found yet but the AMS Research Group are doing all they can to find it.
Person 1: Bye
Person 2: See you later ab........bie
Person 1: Why did you pause?
Person 2: My doctor thinks i have Allie Moment Syndrome
Person 1: I'm really sorry to hear that
Person 2: You might wanna get tested
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The feeling a person gets when thier like a cat standing alone in an ally staring at the sky abondond by its former loved ones.
Ally cat girl: (tears running down its cheek)
(a Tom cat boy stagers by and looks at Ally)
Tom cat boy: Whats your damage cat?
Ally cat girl: This has been the day from tragidy.
Tom cat boy: Can't be that bad, your breathing right.
Ally cat girl: My ex's new girlfriend is one of the worst types of people I have ever encounterd.
- Long story short. Tonight is the night of the Hanna Montanna concert. My daughter is attending with her father. His new girlfriend is such a rude bitch that she said I am not allowed to attend the concert with my daughter and them because of her insecurity's and constiant drama about me.
Doesn't she get that she's with him and we are not an item anymore? Says rotten things about me to my children(hurting them badly) and hers with her own rage and selfishness. My son stood up for me and called her a bitch the other day to make her stop. Making the situaTION EVEN WORSE! I mean, don't people understand that all this type of hate is redonculous and kind hearted intentions make people thrive in life more than the put downs of needy social conforming haters. This is Liz's first concert and It is part of a bond I would have liked to be thier for. Just to see the energy and enthusiasm she will have to be able to have that experience would be like whitnessing the heavens come to life tonight.
Tom cat boy: Sounds like the blues to me. Where is your mind over matter?
Ally cat girl: It will meet up with my heart in the limbo of staying away for the best of the situation not to get heated and fueled by Woman drama of the third kind. do you understand now?
Tom cat boy: I just fugx the pussy. I don't get attached to it. Many of cat fights I have seen. even some scars on me from two double teaming me when I got caught. Woah wat a night that was.
Ally cat girl: lol (tears on the tip of her nose)
Tom boy cat: See a laugh cures everything. Be cool cat don't let those ally cat pains get you down!
Ally cat girl: Thank you for talking with me. I was feeling the pain of a thousand knifes tonight. Be jive you jammin cat.
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An extremely awesome nickname, usually given by an older sister, or a friends older sister. The holder of this nickname is an awesome person and an amazing dancer. She is a great best friend
PS She's single ;)
Meghan: Ally Poo Poo boo boo boo boo
Alex:MeiMei!!!
Colleen: . . . you guys are weird.
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my wifu is ally she is so perfect and kind i wony let anyone break us apary again sbe is so perfect and sweet she is beautiful and she is so smart she maked you fall in love in first sight she gets bullied because people are jealous f her she loves her friends and if someone is upset she feels upset too even when it has niyhing to do with her because she loves people yo cN also see who she is at alyssa carter i love you wifuuu
my wifu ally is the best
my wifu ally is so sweet
my wifu ally is perfect
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Living with an Allie Syndrome or LWAAS is common if you are currently living or will be living with a woman and or man by the name of Allie or Allison. LWAAS is a very serious life altering syndrome. You may be suffering from it if you have recently started laughing uncontrollably loud at ridiculous shit, having cravings to feng shui your living area late at night, getting blackout drunk every night, yelling at anyone and anything that walks by you, wetting the bed, and running everywhere like your being chased by a rapist.
"Betty can't come out to play, she's suffering from Living with an Allie Syndrome..."
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