11:25 am

The second 11:11 which means you really love and care about the person you send it to.

you’re my 11:25 am; you’re my 11:11

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i am ugly

some annoying ass 13 year old girl that only wants attention.
girls is_actually_hot

jessica:"omggggg i am ugly and fat"
one good boi:"no you're actually hot and skinny"
jessica:*dies*

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i am a stegosaurus

i am a stegosaurus can be used in a class room shouting it loudly,

it is also referring yourself as a dinosaur

Emilio shouted: I AM A STEGOSAURUS and got put on report in Mr Reddins class and was given an hour resolution

I am horny

Huh?

Person 1: I am so horny rn
Person 2: Come over
Person 1: why
Person 2: were gonna jerk of together
Person 1: Hell yeah

I am horny, why? just stare at Lisa's tits for a while and you will understand.

4:51 am

That time of night you find your self wasting away your life and realize the next day will be painful with the 3 hours of sleep you will get.

Oh shit it’s 4:51 am. Better put down those vegan chicken nuggets and go THE FU*K TO BED YOU FAILURE

I am a bus

basically means "I am a whore", because people enter and take rides on busses, similar to how people enter whores and take them on ride.

"(japanese immigrant)I am a bus."
"(citizen)What?"
"I am a bus!"
"You are sick."

I am Sober

This is an app which is meant to assist people trying to end unhealthy addictions- be it drugs, cutting, alcohol, gambling...

It features a timer which keeps track of the time you've spent sober. You can write notes to keep track of all the reasons you want to quit- and motivational packs for additional encouragement. There's a community section in which you can find groups and communicate through posts, to assure you that you aren't always alone in your suffering.

Thanks to I am Sober, my former darkness is a thing of the past. Hopefully it will never overcome me again.