The day you ask out your crush and he(or she)says yes
Sara: Hey it's April 16 do you want to go out with me?
Dave: Not really but it's April 16 so I have no choice.
National make out with your homie day
Yo its April 16th
Yuh??
Puckers lips
The day for small people to be respected in the pack. Small people rule! Small people are the best and should be recognized.
Yay! its April 2nd you need some milk.
or
Wow, I love April 2nd now people get to tell me about the weather down here!
When all the depressed bad bitches are born
Look itβs the depressed bad bitch who was born in April 11
42π 8π
National drug test day (The day after National smoke week day)
April 21... Fuuuuuuuuuuuck............
75π 17π
April 23 is National get lit with your squad at the movies day. Go to the movies or even sit and chill at the house and watch a movie with your squad!
Yo Benzo itβs April 23 do you wanna see the new movie that came out yesterday?
59π 13π
National fingering day. This is a day where you finger your significant other as many times as you can that day.
Girl:Why did you finger me 12 times today.
Guy:It's April 19 and it's national fingering day
192π 48π