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The most intense army on earth. If Israel gets invaded by, like, 10 different countries, their army would be able to kick ass. This isnt a political statement about the whole situation there between the Israelis and the Arabs, all im saying is that they kick ass.
If America had the same amount of people in the army, and all the same equipment as the Israeli Army and no one had allies or nukes, Israel would kick America's ass, even if they had like 1000 more people than them.
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The French got pwned in both World Wars without U.S. help.
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an force which is superior to all armies in the world in the category of pwnablilty.
the french were pwned by the germans in WWI and WWII.
-note that in WWII, the germans and allies(Americans, Canadians, British) were fighting for control of FRANCE.
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A place for poor people to pick up free shit. They individuals are most likely unemployed and can't provide for their own family. Some are homeless.
Poor kid had to wear salvation army clothes.
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A fan club for the band "Tool". The Tool Army is a hilarious money making scheme, which the "Tools" don't understand. These individuals walk around in shirts that say "Tool" in large letters, failing to understand Maynard's love/hate affair with consumer culture.
The Tool Army costs 30$ or more and the buyer gets "keychains and certificates" and still gets mad when they take a long time to come in the mail.
Tool is an amazing band. It has retarded fans.
"hey man, I joined the tool army!" - Idiot 1
"Haha, you Tool. You probably actually like Puscifer too, don't you?" - Me, Smart guy.
"Yeah, why?"
"Well, even Maynard says it is shit and for people who don't think. Enjoy."
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Enthusiastic club (circa Euro '96 onwards) of supporters of the England football team who travel the world to see their team play.
They sell branded shirts which are bought by adolescent thugs who don't understand the irony.
barmy army...barmy army...barmy army...
(through the whole 90 minute game).
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Ha, an army of evil, decadent, money laundering, weak, evil, decadent, money grabbing, rapist, weak, evil pornographic suppressors of our very very very righteous people!
That has been easily defeating our holy Mujaheinedin armies multiple times their size for the past 54 years...
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