Monkey Attack

A sexual maneuver wherein, a girl short in stature is between two men, who are facing each other. She grasps a penis with each hand and strokes, making the resemblance of a angry orangatang.

Damn, close friend, that midget on the other side of the room looks like she would give a mad monkey attack.

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Attack Helicopter

One of the many genders.

I classify as an Attack Helicopter.

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CC Attack

The passive aggressive practice of sending an e-mail showing the target recipient (usually of lower status in the hierarchy) how foolish they are and then using the cc line to include as many people as possible (who have previously not been involved in the e-mail conversation) to further the humiliation as widely as possible. Commonly used in the business world.

A Microsoft Outlook CC Attack:

From: Your Boss
To: Joe Loser
Cc: Vice President, Coffee Club Distribution List, Your Co-Workers
Subject: Heck of a Job

Hey Joe,

Just wanted to let you know that you did a heck of a job ordering supplies. Now we are without paperclips *and* paper. Let’s set up a meeting to discuss priorities.

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stack attack

A sexual act typically performed with a minimum of one male and two females where the females are “stacked” one on top of the other and penetrated by the male in an alternating fashion. Generally this results in the male achieving orgasm very quickly.

Last night I was so horny that I gave Lauren and Rachael the stack attack.

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Asperger Attack

when a nigga names tyler has a freakout for no absolute reason everyday of the week

"Tyler has had his 5th Asperger Attack this week"

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ninja attack

When prisoners wrap shirts around there heads to make a mask and go attack fellow immates,The very same tradition my own Father started.

Tray - Yo dogg let's Ninja this foo.

cop - All we saw was eyes.

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hispanic attack

A common panic attack that is easily and frequently experienced by hispancs (mostly female).
A popular variation of this is not a true panic attack at all but an episode in which the person acts ill (fainting, seizures, unresponsiveness, chest pain, etc.) to get attention from someone, usually a loved one, and will likely be seen after an argument or confrontation... usually with a loved one.

After a fight with his girlfriend, a man places a call to 911 stating his (hispanic) girlfriend is in distress. Upon arrival of EMS there are no problems found but the 'patient' continues with the act until she receives the attention she wants; often after being transported to a hospital ER.
This type of behavior is called a hispanic attack.

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