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the act of ejaculating into your partner's nostril.
man 1: "man, that ho i was with last night said i couldn't cum in her mouth so at the last second i pulled out and gave her an Australian Booger Blaster."
man 2: "shit that's nasty. she's gonna be smellin your seed for a week!"
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it's a French kiss but given down under
i.e. cunnilingus
He promised an aussie kiss, Australian kiss during his pick up line and she asked if it was quite enjoyable.
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~A phrase commonly used by Americans to imitate the accent of an Australian.
American: G'day mate, I'm Australian!
Aussie: Good for you dickhead.
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The act of smothering a fire-crotch in barbecue sauce and then proceeding to eat her out.
Aww man, it was sick, Josh was eating this fire crotch out and he poured BBQ sauce all over her. Total Australian Bush Fire.
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1. A form of competetive martial arts wherein two combatants face off against eachother on a pre-determined patch of grass, usually about 15x15 feet. The only rules are as follows: All blows must be delivered with an open hand, and a fighter must be clearly airborn while executing any attack. Fake-jumps are permitted to throw off an opponent's timing, but a counter-attack still must be performed while real-jumping. The bout ends when anybody gets exhausted from the constant leaping around, or when the whole thing isn't funny anymore, at which point a panel of three judges declares a winner based on who collectively whooped more ass. All of this is crazy enough to have probably originated somewhere in Australia.
2. A relatively safe way to settle disputes, while still resorting to violence, which rules.
1. Timothy won a 2-1 split decision over Gerald in that Australian Jump-Slap Fight, because he whooped more ass, but not unanimously.
2. "I'll Australian Jump-Slap Fight you for that last hot wing, bitch."
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A joke used in shooter game Team Fortress 2. Means being amazed, or shocked.
This rum is like Australian Christmas bloody miracle!
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To be the most talented schoolboy in the world at rugby league makes every rep team and represents his country.
Kobe Ayoub.
Wow this guy is the best footy player I have ever seen, He must be a Australian schoolboy (Kobe Ayoub),
Someone help im playing against The Australian schoolboy (Kobe Ayoub)