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A person whose sexual orientation switches between homosexual and heterosexual, with each phase lasting from months to years. This may optionally be accompanied by partial amnesia in which the person insists they have always been their current sexual orientation and just did not realize it.
"So, did you hear that Alyssa has come out as a lesbian?" "Seriously? She dated Gerry for years! I had hunch she'd turn out to be a bi-canthrope. How long do you think it'll take for her to decide this has been a phase?"
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Being able to win here and there.
Random News Woman: Are you Bipolar?
Rockstar From Mars: No, I'm Bi-winning
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Bi-Winning, you win here you win there.
I'm not bipolar i'm bi-winning, i win here i win there.
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The Charlie Sheen approach to life.
To not care about the consequences of your actions, but to rather just have fun doing them.
Such activities include;
- Getting high on a drug called Charlie Sheen that has the ability to 'melt your face off as your children weep over your exploded body.
- Not pretending like you're not special. You're not gonna pretend like you're not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars.
Person 1 - "Some people are calling you insane... Even bi-polar."
Person 2 - ""I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bi-polar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."
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You win here and you win there. That's how you know you're bi-winning
Guy: "Hey man what are you doing?"
Homeless Guy: "What does it look like!? I'm bi-winning! I'm winning here and I'm winning there!"
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An individual who has a preference for both paper and plastic bags.
Cashier: "Paper or Plastic Sir?"
Man: "Whatever... I'm Bi-Sackual"
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