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Freezing ones penis in liquid nitrogen and inserting it into a vagina. The penis then sticks to the wall of the vagina. The male then pulls out and pulls the inside of the vagina with him, effectively turing the vagina inside out.
"Dude, I totally gave Sara a Canadian Banana last night! It's totally worth the frost bite!"
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The act of gently and methodically placing ones penis upon a woman's taint and resting it for a prolonged period of time. Can be man on man, however this is not as common
"Justin was so romantic last night, he graced me with an hour long banana Jarvis"
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One who is infatuated with bananas and banana shaped objects. Can often be found watching and cheering along to Bring It On. Has on many occasions snuck up behind an unsuspecting banana and attempted to guzzle it without permission. BGs are often spotted cruising the produce aisle drooling and mumbling. They are not adverse to chugging cucumbers and can put away hotdogs like nobodys business. When a banana guzzler has gotten a hold of its prey it will usually keep it in its back pocket for safe keeping until it is ready to get its guzzle on.
dude 1-"dude, that banana guzzler has his eye on you, and he's at the drooling stage."
dude 2-"but i already got rid of my banana."
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A character in the show Aqua Teen Hunger force that only appeared in the episode "Hand Banana". He would usually rape Carl on a regular basis throughout the episode.
Episode Plot: Frylock genetically engineers a dog for Meatwad using the "Make Your Own Dog 1.0" software, Carl's pool, and Master Shake's hand DNA. Meatwad names the dog "Hand Banana". The dog seems to be most interested in raping Carl. Hand Banana can speak so that his words are heard only by Carl, who is immediately unnerved by Hand Banana's clearly-menacing but initially-mysterious threat, "Tonight. You." Since Hand Banana's speech cannot be heard by Frylock, Master Shake, or Meatwad -- to them, Hand Banana plays the guileless, capering pup -- Carl appears either hallucinatory or simply deranged for the majority of the episode.
Carl creates his own genetically engineered dog. He names it "The Enforcer", though it prefers the name "Spaghetti". He orders Spaghetti to rape Hand Banana, but Spaghetti refuses, and instead rapes Carl along with Hand Banana. It turns out later in the episode that the software "Make Your own Dog 1.0" is illegal in most nations and has adverse side-effects, such as the dog forming a mental link with members of the owner's family (in this case, Hand Banana bakes goods in a successful attempt to butter up to Master Shake).
Some Hand Banana quotes:
"Tonight, YOU."
"Yeah, I'm just a dog."
"All I know is Ball, and Good...and RAPE"
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Used to describe someone whose sole purpose is the enjoyment of another person. Typically used in video games like Team Fortress 2. In that example, a banana rider would be a medic who latches onto one single player and does not heal or help anyone else. They typically do not give this treatment to just anyone. A banana rider typically knows its subject or the subject has proven worthy of banana riding.
In Team Fortress 2 a banana rider can also be a pyro or a heavy whose only job is to protect an engineer from spys and demos.
The term could also be used in sports, to describe someone who always passes the ball/puck/etc to their favorite player.
Famous people typically have several banana riders that roll with them wherever they go and wait on them hand and food, brown nose, and defend their subject at all costs.
"That heavy sucks without his fucking banana rider"
"I need a banana rider to keep these gd spys off me"
"John Stockton was Karl Molone's banana rider"
"I was going to get Snoop's autograph but i couldn't get past his banana riders"
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Few know the true definition of the 'midnight banana' but thats probably because one does not truely exist... for this reason midnight banana has become a filler for any unknown or unnamed sexual acts in existence, midnight banana has both the least and the most meaning this world has ever seen.
When David passed out at the party, everyone gave him a midnight banana, the next morning his throat was sore.
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