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When you cum onto your stomach and make a pool of cum in your belly button
“That MILF was hot af I’m gonna go home and give myself a semen bath
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A PTU Bath is washing just your "pussy, titties, and underarms" with a washcloth or wet wipe at the sink and putting on some perfume/body spray/powder when there's no time for an actual shower or bath.
The term, to my knowledge, originated from an older woman with a bright and beloved personality that played the church organ most of her adult life before passing away at nearly 90 years old! She was gem!!
My mother told me to hurry up and just take a PTU Bath. I was humiliated when she told me what PTU stood for! No one wants to hear their mother say "pussy/titty/...!"
I woke up late to meet my friends for shopping. I'm just going to take a PTU Bath real fast!
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The tiny plastic tubs that you wash newborn babies in before you bathe them in the kitchen sink.
Amy: Dale, can you get the bath box? I’ve gotta wash the kid we just had. Whatsername again?
Dale: Jamie..I think..
Amy: We’re bad parents.
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getting into the bath one day i found it a bit too hot and screamed "ooh ohh ahh ahh" like a monkey
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when someone playing battlefield 2, just runs around in a base not killing anyone repeatedly dying
Marc stop bird bathing in the base and do something for our team!!
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1. UncleJesse's 2nd home.
2. The main gathering area for all middle aged confirmed bachelors living in the Than Frandithco area.
3. Unofficial meeting place for the Man Frandisco Democratic Party.
I heard UncleJethy caught the gay-cancer at his favorite bath house. Das' fuct up yo. Hopefully he doesn't infect the canine community.
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No shower and all chemicals. Deodorant, perfume, cologne, its called a whore bath.
After practice Terry was running late to meet his friends at the restaurant, so he took a whore bath then ran out the door.
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