When you ask your wife or girlfriend for sex/sexual favors, and they are like "fine" while rolling her eyes.
Patrick rolls over and says to his wife "Hey, you know the kids are asleep" and she responds with an exasperated "Fine". Then Patrick says "I'll take a Soft Verbal".
when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots
kaylie: “im so content rn, soft post”
E: “you’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: “i wuv u, soft post”
Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.
For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.
"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."
Generally a very soft person that is not tough and too nice and lets people get away with things
When Mike stole johns phone he was being downy soft
When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.
Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”
Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”
Ballwashing a flaccid Penis. Giving head on a penis that never becomes erect.
Man the whiskey dick set in last night and Peg ended up giving me a soft wash.
"I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".
Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.
Or:
Soft pp.
"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."