Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

Chris Benjamins

Chris Benjamins is the definition of lit music

*Playing a song*
Yoo, that song is sooo Chris Benjamins.

Benjamin Ragan

Short as fuck

DAMN HE SHORT AS FUCK bro's name is probably Benjamin Ragan

Oscar Benjamin Saguilan Jr III

A man who is packing and super fucking funny

Oscar Benjamin Saguilan Jr III is a funny guy.

Benjamin Tanklin

A heavily armored Benjamin Franklin.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Tanklin? That boy sure is heavily armored."

Bradley Benjamin

Pretty much the coolest teacher to ever exist.

The penguin pooped on Bradley Benjamin’s leg, so he kicked it, and it died.

Benjamin Isaiah Hughes

Known for acting in the Wizard of Oz interpretation, "The Wiz", as the Tin Man. Also known to play Bill Cosby, and Sex Offender Joe.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear? Someone saw Benjamin Isaiah Hughes in town today."
Guy 2: "For real? I love The Wiz!"