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Best friend complex

When you want to have dirty nasty sex with his or her best friend

Eww he has a best friend complex

by Savagejai September 2, 2020

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Best Friend Potion

What 2 best friends drink to get rowdy and have slumber parties. Often followed by taking turns vomming in the toilet the following morning.

Veronica and I drank Best Friend Potion last night and then we watched COPS.

by rbvg2 March 21, 2011

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Third Best Friend

It is that person who just shows up everywhere you go. He or she has not been invited, but they listen to your conversation and keep showing up. You never ask them to do anything, but at some point they do something useful, like cover your movie ticket, or the cost of snack. You do not really want to hang out with that person but for some reason, they are always around. You ask your other two friends who invited the fourth person and neither of them have invited that person either.

Also know as a tag along.

Allison: (whispers) Did you invite Drew to hang with us?
Bobbi: (whispers) Not me. I thought s/he was your friend? Didn't you invite him/her?
Courtney: (whispers) I thought s/he was your friend. I did not invite him/her.
Allison: (whispers) At least s/he brought snacks. I guess s/he is our third best friend. We will let him/her stick around. Allison: (yelling toward Drew) Hey Drew, can you bring some red vines next time?

by Bento Mommy April 25, 2018

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Super Best Friends

A specific crew of young men, who wear clothing, skateboard, and quite often ruckus.

Guy #1-"Who the hell were those guys?"
Guy #2-(spitting out blood) "I think they were the Super Best Friends"
Guy #1-"Oh my fuck"

by SuperMuggins October 14, 2006

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My Best Friend

A nickname for your dick when jacking off at night on your pillow after sobering up from a bad break up.

You know who I'm sleeping with tonight? My best friend.

by venuswentaway May 29, 2022

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Two Pretty Best Friends

A phenomena when there are two girls are best friends and are both pretty.*

Note: This phenomena has never been observed in real life

Man sitting in car: I ain't never seen two pretty best friends. Its always "one of them's always gotta be ugly".

by bigphatcoochie October 30, 2020

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two pretty best friends

something that doesn't exist

man in car: "i ain't never seen two pretty best friends. its always one of them gotta be ugly"

by man in car November 4, 2020

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