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ben. ben is best boy. i love ben with my entire heart and he deserves the world. sweetest boy. nice hugs. adorable face.
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The date when a product might lose taste but won't poison you after you eat it.
Guy 1: We gotta throw out the cake
Guy 2: Dude, it's two days past the best before, it won't kill you.
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An undescribable trait referring to the greatest person you know!
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when your girlfriend sucs you silly but never stops
Dad: I had a dick once
Son: what happene to it
Dad: Your mom
Son: what
Dad: SHE ATE MY DICK
Son: OHMYGOD
Dad: son my dick...
Son: what
Dad: is now a dilldo. and she givs it the best suc
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to have done somthing better than others
how was it possible that Ultima’s powers could best not only that of a modern man of medicine, but that of a priest.
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a best friend is someone who you checkout booty pics with at 3 a.m.
sheriff was mohamed's best friend
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Someone you can trust. Someone you can never replace. Best Friends are even closer than just friends. They are like your sibling but even closer. They are loyal. Best Friends are friends that you love and they will never leave you. They love you for who you are and accept any flaws. If they leave and never come back, they are not considered a Best Friend. Best friends always have your back.
That girl over there is my Best Friend, I love her to death.
I can only trust my Best Friend.
My Best Friend is the best.
I have so much fun with my Best Friend.
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