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someone's birthday after they have passed away
"happy heavenly birthday to my brother, Kendall. today, he would have been 36"
Topaz birthday is when the day of your birth is the same as your current birthday
I was born on a Monday and today i celebrate my topaz birthday which is also on a Monday
Celebrating the fake birthdate you entered on your google account.
'What's with the party hat Meg?'
'It's not Meg, it's Melanie, the fake name I gave my google account three years ago and today is my google birthday.'
'Happy google birthday, fake Melanie.'
The female bumhole, anus, rectum, chocolate starfish, brown lips.
A very polite way to say you had Anal Sex
I met a girl last night, she let me slip it in the Birthday Hole.... that was a surprise.
When your wife surprises you with the great news that tonight is that one night a year you can stick it in her bumhole.
Someone who acts like their birthday is the biggest day of the year. Someone expects the absolute best gifts, and best treatment from their friends and family to a point where it’s over the top & they become a diva about it.
Important note: Their expectations are too high and they almost always end up disappointed on their b-days.
Example 1: My god, I went to her party the other day and I bought her a new iMac and she still wasn’t happy, she’s such a birthday snob
Example 2: I feel like you’re super demanding on your birthday, you’ve become a huge birthday snob, nothing and no one can make you happy on your b-day. You’re expectations are way too high, you’re always going to be disappointed.
Example 3: I’m such a birthday snob, I expect every thing to be perfect and everyone to do whatever I want on my day. It’s my favorite day of the entire year. It’s the one day I can boss people I love around and make them do the things I want :)
say happy birthday to karina and you will get a free cookie! :)
July 17 - karina's birthday
When you become a massive dickhead to everyone, especially your sibling, just because you were pushed out of a vagina on this day.
Ricky: Mara has total birthday syndrome, i hate that bitch.