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Brad

Probably a ginger

Brad your hair looks like a sunrise

by Morningcoffe123 April 23, 2022


Brad

A guy who sucks dick at Rocket League

That dude’s such a Brad. He’s a bronze 1.

by BetterThanBradAtRL October 22, 2019


Brad

Brad usually isn't a good guy. When he is younger he might be okay, but once he hits the adult years it's not okay. Brad is a fat drug addict that lives with his parents. The last thing you want to do is have any type of relationship with him. He is untrustworthy and disrespectful. Brad will spill all of your deepest darkest secrets to everyone. He isn't a nice person, and constantly tried to prove he is better than you. A Brad will become a drug addict and or an alcoholic. He lives with his parents because he is to lazy to get a job. Brad will try to get a job, but if he ever even gets one he will get fired. It is usually because he came into work drunk or isn't coming to work at all.

"Did you see Brad this morning at church?"
"Yeah he was wasted. Since when does he even go to church."
"Since his mom said if he doesn't go she is kicking him out of the house."
"Oh right. Still can't the forty year old man still lives with his parents."

by Ya Girl Hates Brad May 19, 2019


Brad

Biggest waste of oxygen.. absolute let down of a human. Brad will just take liberties out of your life.

Brad is the type of the guy who will try and still fail to make you happy.

‘That guy Brad is a big drip and a waste of oxygen

by Sk8erBoi November 23, 2021


brad

a smart guy

gee isn't brad a smart guy

by janonretard January 22, 2021


Brad

A Brad is someone (usually a college-aged male) who tries to impress women to hard and wears excessive amounts of brands such as Patagonia, or Vineyard Vines. Brad is your generic douchebag or "tough guy". Brad is notoriously known for thinking every single woman in the room likes him. Because of his great looks and great style, of course.

Wow that guy wearing a Patagonia hat and Patagonia shirt with those odd future socks on looks like a real brad.

by bigspoonerr March 2, 2018


brad

perfection.

guy: you’re literally brad<3
girl: aww u think i’m perfect

by ilysmbrad July 28, 2021