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brandon

you’re an absolute idiot and you’re dyslexic but i love you anyways but i’ll put you down real quick if you try anything

brandon’s a bitch

by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Brandon

A gay

Brandon is gay

by Flashisher November 22, 2018

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Brandonize

To influence, meditate or alter a situation or outcome in ones favor in a clandestine way.

To make a series of suggestions to a group so when they meet they all come to the same conclusion. The one you planted.

"You brandonized that meeting, everyone was eating out of your hands"

by alovelyman October 31, 2011

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Brandon

A synonym of Dwarf Dolphin,

To be called a Brandon is to be EXTREMELY talented at the electric guitar. To also have an undeniable love for Iron Maiden and men.

Man that Brandon is amazing, he wrote Ice Fall!

You...Dwarf dolphin!

by Dr blank January 2, 2012

4πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Brandon

A backstabbing cunt who will do/say anything to have sex with you. He will eventually emotionally destroy you and repeat this cycle with other women.

You keep leading me on, Brandon. But I know what you've been doing last night with that fat ass bitch.

by steelness July 6, 2011

8πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Brandon

A nasty, fat justin beiber who did your mom and didnt tell you when you where in the basement playing gamecube

Brandon and your mom had sex and you don't know

by brontosaurusCWIKLO July 7, 2011

8πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Brandon

A morally bad person who considers cheating on his girl friend and flirting with other girls, just an overall douche bag who also steals.

Brandon should just fuck himself because thats the only good that would come from himself

by dontbeafucker August 4, 2011

7πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž