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In a mixture of a small saucepan, contains cooked monkey feet and chunky poop with urine being the main ingredient. Alcohol may be a substitute for the urine. Most common served in a martini glass or straight from the pot.
Bartender: "Hey what can I get ya?"
Curious Tourist: *reads menu* "Yeah, may I please get the Brazilian Cocktail?"
*everyone stares while having their daily conversations*
Bartender: *goes quiet* "...with pleasure!" *in Portuguese* "ME RECEBA O ESPECIAL!"
A frustratingly slow walking pace renown in Brazil.
He only know's how to Brazilian Shuffle, my guess is he'll be another hour.
I ordered in a round, but your beer is now flat because of that Brazilian Shuffle you were sporting.
A kiss.
Origin: "BJ" in Brazilian slang is short for "Beijos" which means "kisses".
Last night, she gave me a Brazilian BJ.
when you grab monkey shit off the ground, and use it to draw.
I grabbed my Brazilian Pencil.
The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.
Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.
The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.
Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.
When a male inserts his big toe into a woman’s anus, pulls it out and let’s her lick his big toe.
“I heard Jennifer’s into Brazilian Tootsie Rolls; must be a freak”