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English Breakfast

1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods.

2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.

I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 16, 2019


That's just not Breakfast!

Created to refer to a sorry state of affairs, which would not be worth getting out of bed for. Essentially, all people with common sense would only arise from slumber from sustenance. So when something is shit, and it's not delicious and made of bacon sandwiches, remember, fuck it. It's just not breakfast.

"Hey baby, I'm afraid your mother is on the phone, your car has been stolen, and there some bills in the post."
"Yeah, but That's just not Breakfast! IS IT?"

by ReverendRyu84 January 11, 2010


Serbian breakfast

- 2 expired eggs (boiled)
- cheap, unfiltered cigarettes
- a carton of old goat's milk that's been sitting under the hood of an old Lada (which also serves as the Serbian's summer home)
- topped off with a desert that consists mainly of several types of grass, anti-freeze, and slush from underneath the car (it's a winter delicacy)

"Went over to my friend Radivoje's place for a Serbian breakfast ... I've never thrown up so much in my life!"

by Milostheserbian April 15, 2009


Portuguese Breakfast

The purged contents of a vagina the morning after a night of sexual escapades. May contain ejaculate, creams, condoms and in especially extreme cases, vegetables, bits of grass, beads, string, dog hair and / or vomit.

Hal unexpectedly got a Portuguese Breakfast when he was giving Tracy a morning licking and she sneezed. He did not know that the night before, Guido had attempted a tongue lashing, but failed when he threw up. (Hals Portuguese Breakfast contained vomited rice tacos and salsa.)

by Nick D. Danger February 10, 2010


bachelor breakfast

Two cups of coffee and four cigarettes.

I was running late so I just had a bachelor breakfast.

by No Nickname May 19, 2008


breakfast of champions

When a girl wakes the guy she slept with the night before up with a blowjob and swallows.

Guy: (snoring)
Girl: Alright, time to wake up...

(Later)

Guy: Dang babe, here comes the breakfast of champions!

by KittyCatty June 05, 2005


Breakfast abortion

Basically scrambled eggs queefed from a post abortion vagina
(pretty gruesome shit)

i saw a lady on the bus leave a plate of breakfast abortion on the seat

by bob the butt fucker July 17, 2010