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A functional peice of lingerie that you can eat your breakfast out of.
Wein: "We have a breakfast bra, go us!"
Jim: "Breakfast bra?"
Wein: "Yeah . . . want a spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?"
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When you put a funnel into a vagina insert cracked eggs, fucc the ho and nut there. The eggs catch ur seed and you beat that fucc out em and make an omlet and feed da bitch.
Damn I gave dat dirty bish an Vietnamese breakfast with my step dad!
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- 2 expired eggs (boiled)
- cheap, unfiltered cigarettes
- a carton of old goat's milk that's been sitting under the hood of an old Lada (which also serves as the Serbian's summer home)
- topped off with a desert that consists mainly of several types of grass, anti-freeze, and slush from underneath the car (it's a winter delicacy)
"Went over to my friend Radivoje's place for a Serbian breakfast ... I've never thrown up so much in my life!"
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The purged contents of a vagina the morning after a night of sexual escapades. May contain ejaculate, creams, condoms and in especially extreme cases, vegetables, bits of grass, beads, string, dog hair and / or vomit.
Hal unexpectedly got a Portuguese Breakfast when he was giving Tracy a morning licking and she sneezed. He did not know that the night before, Guido had attempted a tongue lashing, but failed when he threw up. (Hals Portuguese Breakfast contained vomited rice tacos and salsa.)
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Two cups of coffee and four cigarettes.
I was running late so I just had a bachelor breakfast.
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When a girl wakes the guy she slept with the night before up with a blowjob and swallows.
Guy: (snoring)
Girl: Alright, time to wake up...
(Later)
Guy: Dang babe, here comes the breakfast of champions!
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Basically scrambled eggs queefed from a post abortion vagina
(pretty gruesome shit)
i saw a lady on the bus leave a plate of breakfast abortion on the seat
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