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A dual purpose chair used for both breast feeding and resting
“I thought this was a regular chair I didn’t know it was a breasting chair”
october 5th national breast day where girls have to let you touch their chichis
“hey it’s october 5th”
“oh yeah national breast day” *flashes tetas*
Your "main SQUEEZE" who also wards off da pawing hands of lustful guys who are always coming around you wanting to "SQUEEZE theeze".
My breast fend is a skillful carpenter, and so he carved me a strap-on wooden yoke with a pair of cone-shaped hollows to wear on my chest for when I hafta venture out in public on any occasion dat he is unable to personally accompany me and protect me from touchy-feely studs himself.
something pkrussl says in some gacha cringe
pkrussl: oh no, why does the gacha girl have bOoBiE bReAsTs??
A made up bird name you use to trick people
Besides the boobies, woodcocks and dickcissels at my feeders there was a red breasted wiffletit
A month to celebrate men and women with breast cancer.
For breast cancer awareness month, tie a pink ribbon around your neck.
the act of putting turkey sandwhich meat on bare naked breast and eating it off them.
dude1:dude that chick i got with last night.
dude2: yea?
dude1: i toatally turkey brested her.
dude2: awsome im going to turkey breast my girl tonite.