bro magnon

derivation of the term crow magnon or cro-mag, which is one who bares a resemblence to primative man. A Bro magnon is colloquily used to connote a jock. in popular culture. A bro magnon is usually defined by a desire to gain acceptance among his peers. The Bro Magnon or "Bro-mag" usually "gets all of the girls," which usually means mindless skanks. Bro magnons often engage in gang style rituals to gain status and power withen the tribe.

Look at that pack of Bro magnons, look at those whores on their arms. I bet they don't have a combined I.Q. of 30.

Bro magnons? i hate those knuckle-dragging morons.

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lil bro

some one who is fucking stupid and think's he's cool

Example a: What does lil bro think he is

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lax bro

a lax bro is a guy who plays the dope sport called lax. He acts pretty gay, using language like “broski” , “stoked”, and “brah” to communicate with other fellow lax bro members. They grow their hair to their shoulders which is known as “the flow”. 99.999% of the time a lax bro is white and originates from the east coast of America. They drive yachts, get hoes, and wear preppy clothing like vineyard vines polos, madras, rainbow reefs, high white socks, and hemp necklaces. Some common lax bro names are Shawn, Chad, Todd, Brian, and Brett. Lax is their god, and he will always come first. #BrosBeforeHoes #LaxBeforeHoes

*Arrives at Nantucket*

Cassie: “Wow, so many hotties! What species are they?!”

Chelsea: “They are known as the lax bros.”

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bros with benefits

Straight dudes who share hand jobs and blow jobs, maybe kissing if they're really open minded.

I guess I'm looking for a bros with benefits arrangement (Craigslist).

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Bro 💀

Tik Toker Haterloverych's Fan given name.

Can be used with the skull at the end of bro.
Most Commonly used with The skull being at the end of the sentence

1.) Bro can read now 💀
2. Bro 💀 is smiling now

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Bro Experience

Anything you do with your best bro that you'll remember for the rest of your bro life.

I smoked for the first time with my bro Jason and we're not gonna do it again. But damn, that was a fuckin' good bro experience.

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Bro five

A way of paying respects through the colliding of fists when you notice a fellow broheim.

Before we even talked I gave my bro a bro five. I felt years of pain and anguish from my bros fist explode into bald eagles.