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Simliar to carpet burn, but happens more during hot summer days when your skin sticks to the chair. Causing friction/pain when you move
Liv: Maria why are you rubbing your ass?
Maria: Wft no, its my thighs, i got really bad chair burn in Science, it was so hot!
To move like your ass is one fire.
Was once a common phrase used by cowboys to mean riding at full speed.
The gang is looking to get some Qdoba.
Qdoba closes at 9:00. It's 8:30.
We're all too drunk to drive, Google maps tells us it's a 30 minute walk.
Me to the gang: "Shit, boys, let's burn the breeze."
We sprint to Qdoba.
Delicious.
Enough exercise to burn 1000 calories. If you are fat enough - it should take about an hour. It is used as justification for cake.
large marge: "ok, i will eat 3 pieces of cake now but this afternoon i plan to burn a K, so it's all good."
The best Mitski song to ever exist, a song that makes me fucking sob for an hour after only listening for under a minute, I mean what the hell
Person: Have you heart of A Burning hill?
Person 2: No, what even is that?
Person: A song that I cry to every day
wankers burn is not unlike a chinese burn, it happens when your straight up and down action developes a slight sidewards twist , thus causing surface errosion of the penis , can be treated by using a splint made out of ice lolly sticks and cotton wool dipped in linseed oil and tar , leave on for a couple of weeks and bobs your uncle good as new and ready for the next round, wankers burn support groups are available ,
doc wats the cure for wankers burn , a fat chick with the pox
When you accidentally hurt your partner or yourself while trying to give them a cuddle !
Reaching in for a cuddle and bending back their hand or fingers.
Or scraping toenails against their skin.
Normally quite painful and ruins 'the moment' !
I am so sorry for giving you an affection burn, I didn't mean to hurt you.
To smoke a joint or blunt
Man, I had to get out of the house to burn one.
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