Candy of Meat

Also known as bacon. It is conidered the candy of meat because it is just so yummy and you can't ony stop at one slice or side.

Phrase was made popular on the hit TV show "The Family Guy".

John: "Bacon"
Beth: "Ahh the candy of meat"

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Penis Candy

1. The sweet liquid that comes out of a mans hard penis before he ejaculates.

2. The thing strangers in a van offer.

1. I sucked every drop of his yummy penis candy.

2. “Hey kid want some candy?”
“Wha kinda candy?”
“My penis candy!”

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piece of candy

the point in a day or life that gives someone an extremely quick boost of happiness.

taken from the James Woods experience on Family Guy

Finding 5 bucks on the ground made Ferby scream, "OH, piece of candy!"

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needle candy

Morphine, heroin, hydromorphone, pethidine, dextromoramide or other injectable narcotics.

Oooh! Needle candy!

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Candi-jew

According to Jon Stewart, a potential Presidential Candidate who is also Jewish. (aired June 2007)

1) Mike Bloomberg

2) "I really wish Jon Stewart would become a Candi-jew in the 2008 Presidential election!"

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ear candy

When the sound is the focus when playing music. This doesn't necessarily mean the music is good and the lyrics could be absolute crap, it just sounds good.

Hook me up with some of that G-Unit records and some Vengaboys.

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Toy Candy

When one gets so horned up over a younger mans attractiveness and confuses “eye candy” with “boy toy”

Marilyn got so excited about a younger gentlemen that without thinking she called him toy candy

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