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Close Encounter of The 22nd Kind

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

“He had a close encounter of the 22nd kind

Sounds like a pain in the ass!”

by PaintingofBombs July 28, 2024


Wyatt close

Wyatt close is the most sweetest person youll ever meet. He may not be all cool, but he's perfect. And if wyatt close is seeing this. I love you and i hope you know that. You are beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, stunning and my lovely prince

Friend: are you texting Wyatt close?
Me: yes, i am :)

by Insane_in_membrane June 19, 2022


Close Your Thought

It's another way of say "Yo, I ain't Gay".

Boy: I like that dude. He can rap good.

Boy 2: Ewww yo!

Boy: Close Your Thought yo.

by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summer October 08, 2009


Close-open

In the restaurant industry, a close-open is when a restaurant employee locks up (last to leave) or ends work at closing time of the establishment, then opens (first to arrive) or begins work at opening time of the following day

Sorry dude, I can't hang out tonight. They got me working a close-open.
Two close-opens in a row?!? Is that even legal?

by Slugmoid_Enjoyer March 12, 2025


Crystal "Ide close it"

Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."

Danny Wojcicki removed Crystal "Ide close it" from the group.

by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018


*closes tab*

when you want to end a conversation quickly without being rude. used as a real life asterisk.

person 1: yeah so then i went to the-
person 2: *closes tab*

by yeet that bitch August 15, 2019


close-ish

A word Niamh uses when describing her relationship with Mal.

'Kinda sad I didn't get closer to her in primary',
'But we are still close-ish'.

by Wik :) October 04, 2021