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California Rights are individual rights that are infringed upon to benefit "public well-being". The infringements upon these rights are usually instituted in an effort to counteract California's high level of stupidity per capita. California Rights are commonly found in California, New York, Illinois, Wisconsin, and Michigan.
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San Francisco recently banned the sale of McDonald's Happy Meals because stupid people won't feed their kids real food unless forced to by law.
Los Angeles has banned smoking in outdoor places because stupid people are too uppity to simply avoid smokers, they have to antagonize them as well.
California has the most restrictive gun laws in the United States, yet very high violent crime, because California's other laws drive people to go on psychotic killing sprees.
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The act of taking a crap inside a fold-out couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the next unexpected person to find the surprise.
Hey bob, i just did a california eggroll to your grandma's couch; i hope you dont mind.
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A medium size town in Northern California with hella shopping plaza's and hotel's it known to have alot of drug user that use crystal myth and other drugs this town has gangsta's on the Northside and Westside prep's on the Eastside and Southside most rich kids there go to Sierra high school while the poorer kids go to Manteca high school or East union high school most people that live n Manteca are from the bay area or Sacramento!!
I live in North Manteca California with all the gangsters!!
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California exempt is another slang way of sayin'police. All police everywhere has "exempt" written on their license plates. Feel me pimp.
man i'm tired of california exempt always on my tail.
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When an Asian man and white woman are in a romantic relationship. This is very rare, much like the bird it is named after.
Did you hear Chin and Jessica are dating? We have a California condor on our hands!
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California Sobriety or California Sober is defined as a form of Harm Reduction that excludes the use of all drugs including alcohol and only utilizes Marijuana and Plant Medicines in Moderation.
Want to get drunk?
No thank you. I quit alcohol last year. I only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called California Sober, California Sobriety, or Cali Sober.
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A day that is more relaxed and more informal than most where a professor will only ask for volunteers when asking a question.
I didn't understand the reading for class today. Good thing it's California Thursday.
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