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A new strain of AIDS that has geneticly enhanced by scientists to control population. Also called CAIDS, not only does an infected individual get the full blown AIDS, but also cancer leading to the inevitable kemo treatment that, as you know, almost kills you as well. Its pretty much a death sentance, and it works quicker than any disease alone. Experts say that within minutes of contracting the Cancerous AIDS, you can feel the symptoms setting in.
Unlike Conventional AIDS, which is transmitted through blood, The Cancerous strand can be transmitted through any bodily fluid. This means if a CAIDS infected person was to cough in your general direction, and you happened to be taking a breath, the virus could be transmitted to you in an airborne contraction situation. Taking a drink after, or kissing an infected person can also lead to transmission.
Obviously this is some shit you dont want to get, and any individual infected must be quaranteened immediately. An infected person in a situation such as a subway ride, could potentialy infect hundreds if not thousands of people in a matter of an hours.
The Cancerous AIDS has all of the conventional AIDS symptoms and within minutes of initial infection subject develops the AIDS Cough,and within 24-48 hours of infection the AIDS Face Sets in. This pretty much makes the infected look like a zombie from Resident Evil within the first week. Cancerous AIDS patients rarely live over 60 days after infection making it pretty much the quickest killer in the population.
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grave cancer is when somebody is buried underground and still has cancer and is just rotting away, the term is also mentioned as a insult when some old woman (or guy) is giving u hard time and is complaining about everything and everyone
old woman: i thought i told u boys to .
you: shut the fuck up ol fuckin piece of grave cancer!!!!
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A "super" deadly strain of cancer that can be contracted a near infinite amount of ways and its results are always fatal and terrible.
"That city was just wiped out by an epidemic of super cancer!"
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When someone with cancer coughs on you.
"oh my god cancer splasher just coughed on me".
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when a guy ejaculates in a girls hair and it gets so hard to get out the girl must shave her head, kind of like getting gum in one's hair.
my girl has to shave her head
why?
bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out
ohh the cancer patient. that is funny
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Another term used for a lighter (The smoker's tool, besides the pipe)
Can I please borrow your cancer igniter
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A particularly high-frequency and malodorous case of bad gas. Most often occurs among males, in the company of multiple other males, and usually after a night of heavy beer drinking. Also known as butt AIDS.
Group of guys, nursing hangovers in front of TV, playing video games. Suddenly, a stomach-turning smell wafts over the room.)
"Ahhhh! Who did that? It's awful!"
"Sorry, dude. I've got a bad case of ass cancer today."
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