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Person that sits on the small side of the table at a restaurant and orders for everyone.
On a 4 x 8 table for 7 the person that sits on the 4 foot side is the table captain
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1) A guy that is 100% addicted to getting backdoor action from a girl. All he talks about is nailing her in the backdoor.
2) A man who loves to jackhammer a woman only in the backdoor.
There he goes again. Eric is being quite the Captain Sodomite. All day he only talked about how long it would take him to hit her in the backdoor.
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The approach of ones sexual partener from a rear entry position. This differs from the conventional method, however, in that male 'takes a knee' to position himself behind his partener in a fashion resembling the stance of Captain Morgan, spokesperson of the popular spiced rum.
Shlogan Captain Morganed a chick.
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A superhero who flies around looking for girls who want to be eaten out!
Hey look it's Captain Cunnilingus!!
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The guy in your platoon that is most likely to be selected to dive on the grenade while out scouting the enemy’s squadron. The Captain is most susceptible to volunteer or be called into active duty after his 9th plus beer or high ball and or sometime close to last call.
It’s almost last call, the Grenade Captain looks ready to volunteer, let see if he will dive on the nottie and save the platoon tonight?
We are all going to get knocked out if we can’t get the Grenade Captain to take the heavy weight 15 rounds.
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Linda Blair's imaginary friend in the Exorcist.
Howard Dean(How_De)- A fool who fucked up Vermont.
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Something that you refer to somebody as after they have stated an obvious fact; the captain of obvious. can be used in contexts as...
1. "Thank you captain obvious."
2. "Captain obvious strikes again!"
3. "thanks for the imput, captain obvious"
1-"Check out the sky"
2-"yea...it's blue"
1-"Thank you captain obvious"
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