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Is what an asshole says when you tell something that is actually interesting.
It's often because they feel insecure about themselves or because they have had a lack of a father figure during their childhood.
This sentence is often followed by the therm "cringe"
"Yo man, sorry if I don't act the way I usually do, it's becausemy grandma died yesterday"
"don't care, didn't ask"
"what"
"That's kinda cringe bro"
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The fun response to "that" person in your life that asks, "Where would you like to eat?" and then doesn't like any of your suggestions.
As a text response: H.B.D.C.
Girlfriend: Where would you like to eat?
Me: Wingstop!
Girlfriend: (after umpteenth suggestion) Those places don't sound good. Lets go to that new place that makes you sit on the floor and eat vegetarian Fondoo.
Me: Honey Badger Don't Care! It just eats it.
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When people say "I could care less" it is always important to ask the follow up question, "So how much less do you care? A lot less, just a little bit less" because "I could care less" is pretty much meaningless until you understand what "less" means for the person using the phrase incorrectly
Bob - "I love sunny days"
Jane - "I could care less"
Bob - "I see, so how much less are you capable of caring? I'd just like to know for the future when I am going to comment on the weather, if it's just a little bit less then I will continue commenting, if it's a whole lot less then I'll take that into consideration the next time and refrain from such comments"
Jane - "Thank you for educating me, from now on I will avoid the question by saying the phrase correctly, so Bob, I couldn't care less about you loving sunny days"
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A state that doesn't matter at all, like Illinois.
Cody, "Hey man want to go to Illinois?"
Normal Person, "Hell no man, that's a State Nobody Cares About."
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Does not exist.
This Woman's child has treatable cancer. She is poor, fuck them, let the child die. We don't care because we don't know the difference between right and wrong. If we help her by having some form of "American Social Health Care" we will be over run by communists and Ho Chi Min will overthrow Barrack Obama.
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Careful For What You Wish For is used to warn a person about their wish they want to come true and tell them that it might not the thing they will envison later on.
Person 1: Man, I wish to become a successful hiphop rapper!
Person 2: Careful what you wish for though! it might come at you ten fold in the most unexpected way.
Politer version of call someone who gives a shit.
Your homework is late again, Douggie.
Call someone who cares.
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