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Celle

A beastly office chair that's built to withstand anything

That company staffs its customer service department 24 hours a day so they had to put a Celle at every employee's desk because they were replacing their old cheap-ass office chairs after a week.

In the event of a global nuclear war, only cockroaches and Celle Chairs will be left on Earth.

by Dunkdog May 24, 2022


Celles

The celles is funny and a cool ass nigga. The celles is also SA’lid

Celles is a goat

by UrGirlsFavorite November 23, 2021


sergey's brain cells

retard. nothing else really, sorry I forgot autistic and queer.

Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)

sergey's brain cells

by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020


Motherfucking cell

The pathological cell type identified in Bushcle-Lowenstein tumors. Buschle-lowenstein tumors are a rare benign penile tumor caused by human papilloma virus infection with giant tumor growth but only local tissue destruction; may result in urethral fistula formation. The tumor resembles a cauliflower-like mass. Diagnosis is achieved via collecting cell scrapings of the mass with subsequent identification of motherfucking cells (MFCs) on diagnostic electron microscopy. There has been considerable debate regarding the exact nature, etiology, and treatment of these lesions. Like oral florid papillomatosis and epithelioma cuniculatum, Buschle-lowenstein tumors are considered to be a regional variant of verrucous carcinoma. MFCs have been observed on samples involving the penis, vulva, scrotum, bladder, and perianal or anorectal regions. Management of these tumors is controversial, but involves chemotherapy, radiation, and surgery.

The motherfucking cell was identified on diagnostic electron microscopy.

by ProfPath March 25, 2017


you used to call me on your cell phone

Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before

Guy 1: bro
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: You used to call me on your cell phone, right?
Gyt 2: yeah.

by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024


Cell-bow

a pain felt in the elbow during extremely long conversations while using a cell phone. Pain can alternate between elbows as you switch from one hand to the other.

"Gotta go man. My Cell-bow is acting up again. Call you back in a few hours"

by Sir Gregory Peppercorn January 22, 2010