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Noung, (Chi-Neez Pile-Drive-Er) The act of performing a "69" (Mutual Simultaneous Oral sex) whilst standing up, holding the woman upside down as she performs fllatio. Moments before orgasm the male slides the woman down, sitting on her face, thus shoving her nose into his stinky cum-button.
Pat gave Matt a chinese piledriver for his birthday
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1)a mystery until solved.
2)a very special drink made with DiSorano Amaretto and other secret ingredients.
1) He vanished like the Chinese Penguin.
2) pour me a Chinese Penguin, fool.
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Being able to pick and choose what you want; to substitute one thing for another of your preference.
In the movie Bad Santa, Marcus (Tony Cox) is trying to negotiate with Gin ( Mac) who has the upper hand in the deal. Marcus tells Gin he can have half the money they get, but no merchandise. Gin yells at him and tells him that it's no chinese menu.
01:03:05 Any merchandise you take, I get to look at and cherry-pick.
01:03:07 No! Money's one thing, but you ain't gettin' the ...
01:03:10 This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff.
01:03:12 I tell you how it's gonna be.
01:03:15 This is pricks fix.
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Good at first, but quickly filling.....
And quickly emptying......
Death to American bowels!
See The "I need to walk slowly" shit
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
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a pair of stolen panties that is representative of the combination "vag-stain/ass-smear"
My best friend thought he was nabbing some chinese cupcakes from his girlfriend's hamper--it turns out they were a pair of ratty old boxers left by the other guy who was banging her at the time
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a round plastic container used for collecting the clothes that has to be washed or sent to the laundry service
jack. when you take off your pants, don't leave them rolling all over the room. please put them into the chinese tank so that i can see them when doing the laundry.
A man, with pants around his ankles, and a fabulous erection, being led by his member to the bedroom.
Always remember Marty's Chinese shuffle. He shook it around.