Chinese Piledriver

Noung, (Chi-Neez Pile-Drive-Er) The act of performing a "69" (Mutual Simultaneous Oral sex) whilst standing up, holding the woman upside down as she performs fllatio. Moments before orgasm the male slides the woman down, sitting on her face, thus shoving her nose into his stinky cum-button.

Pat gave Matt a chinese piledriver for his birthday

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Chinese Penguin

1)a mystery until solved.
2)a very special drink made with DiSorano Amaretto and other secret ingredients.

1) He vanished like the Chinese Penguin.
2) pour me a Chinese Penguin, fool.

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chinese menu

Being able to pick and choose what you want; to substitute one thing for another of your preference.

In the movie Bad Santa, Marcus (Tony Cox) is trying to negotiate with Gin ( Mac) who has the upper hand in the deal. Marcus tells Gin he can have half the money they get, but no merchandise. Gin yells at him and tells him that it's no chinese menu.

01:03:05 Any merchandise you take, I get to look at and cherry-pick.

01:03:07 No! Money's one thing, but you ain't gettin' the ...

01:03:10 This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff.

01:03:12 I tell you how it's gonna be.

01:03:15 This is pricks fix.

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Chinese Food

Good at first, but quickly filling.....
And quickly emptying......
Death to American bowels!

See The "I need to walk slowly" shit

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.

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chinese cupcakes

a pair of stolen panties that is representative of the combination "vag-stain/ass-smear"

My best friend thought he was nabbing some chinese cupcakes from his girlfriend's hamper--it turns out they were a pair of ratty old boxers left by the other guy who was banging her at the time

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Chinese Pineapple

The act of killing a party member because it annoys the DM

Jakobi! Why'd you chinese pineapple Cayde?!
He stopped me from that Kingly twink booty!
-DM sighs in alcholoism-

chinese exit

When somebody stealthily leaves a social gathering unbeknownst to the rest of the attendees.

"Where did Dean slope off to?"
"Ah I think he's made a Chinese exit again..."