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When your doctor doesn't know the cause of your medical condition or how to make it better, but somehow knows enough to prescribe something you'll be on for the rest of your life.
Mark: Can you tell me what's causing this?
Doc: It's not really known.
Mark: Can it be cured?
Doc: Nope.
Mark: Can you give me something for it?
Doc: Definitely. Here's a prescription. It's a combination of multiflumoxytol and baffleonanon.
Mark: What'll it do?
Doc: It will reduce your flare ups from once every 10 days to about once every week and a half.
Mark: Is this a chronic condition?
Doc: You said it, unfortunately.
Mark: Should I do anything else - like with nutrition or whatever?
Doc: I wouldn't if I were you.
Mark: Why not?
Doc: It could interfere with your chronic condition.
The need to smoke that good kush or "chronic"
Can't even fly on a plane with my brother, he's got chronic issues, needs to smoke every hour on the hour
It's when the food is so good it's like crack. Or your dealer put crack in your food...
Joe: Bro your mom's macaroni is chronic crack! It's so good! I'd eat it out like I eat my dog!
Brian: Thanks! I'll tell my mom. By the way she does put crack in there.
Joe: Fuck...
When your homies aren’t looking and you sneak the bong at supper sonic speed and take a hit without them noticing.
Ya nigga sometimes when I can’t hang my homies lackin, I Super Sonic Chronic Steal the bong from them and take a hit whiteout then knowing.:)
A person possessing chronic otaku syndrome is no regular otaku. They are obsessive over it.
These are the sorts of people which will watch 4 seasons in a few days.
Usually very cool
Person 1: "hey look person3 is watching Attack On Titan season 5"
Person 2:"yoo didnt they watch the first 4 of those in like 5 days?!"
Person 1:"yeah, they're totally a case of chronic otaku syndrome, they got it bad"
Person 2:"damnn"
When you and your friends go out and get chronically clamped it means your get in a drunken state
Let's get chronically lamped boys
I was chronically lamped last night
Someone who smokes weed all the time
miss is a chronic blazer
I know, I've seen her smoke 4 zoots today. mad ting!