don't ask me the color of anything

Similar to the “sorry, mommy,” trend, people will usually say, “don't ask me the color of anything” after they've spotted a crush. The joke is that their infatuation prevented them from registering what was going on otherwise, like the colors in their surroundings.

Under an instagram post:
Don't ask me the color of anything.

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What Color Is Your Toothbrush?

Proposed slang for "what color is your vibrator?"

person 1: Hey what color is your toothbrush?
person 2: pink.

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I can't reach pink color

What every single mobile game ad says EVEN WHEN THERE IS A PINK COLOR IN THERE

What I'm asking is:
Why pink?
Why are the owners of the game obsessed with the color pink?
What's the matter?
How do you reach the pink color when it's not even there?
Why does it say "I can't reach pink color" when they are currently doing something with a pink object?
And why does it say "I can't reach pink cube" when there are no pink cubes in the game?

"I can't reach pink color" types:
"I can't reach pink color"
"Only 1% can reach pink color"
"Only left-brained people can reach pink color"
"No one can reach pink color"
"Can you reach pink color?"
"I can't reach pink color :("
"I can't reach pink color 😥"
"I can't reach pink color 😭😭😭"
"I can't reach the pink (object)"
"Only 1% can reach pink (object)"
"Only left-brained people can reach pink (object)"
"No one can reach pink (object)"
"Can you reach pink (object)?"
"I can't reach pink (object) :("
"I can't reach pink (object) 😥"
"I can't reach pink (object) 😭😭😭"

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Through Rose Colored Glasses

A 2008 open-source novel. It's a work of science fiction by American author Andre Infante.

Man 1: Dude, I'm reading this novel online called Through Rose Colored Glasses. I can edit it too!
Man 2: Wait...
Man 2: So basically, you're editing someone else's writing for free?
Man 1: Yeah, dude - it's totally web 2.0!
Man 2: Why am I hanging out with you again?
Man 1: I locked you in my basement, remember? Now let's play dress-up.

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drop the colored kids off at the pool

to defecate in the toilet; also known as taking the browns to the superbowl and making special brownies

I ate a killer meatloaf, then I had to go drop the colored kids off at the pool before I went to class

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Give you some color to see see

This is originally a Chinese saying. It means "I will teach you a lesson so you can behave better".

I: ::Leaves toilet seat up::
Q: ::Mad:: Put the toilet seat down! I will give you some color to see see!
I: ::scared::

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Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?

A humorous and annoying way to answer a phone call. The phrase derives from the movie "Elf," and is often used to keep telemarketers from calling a person's house, although this is not the phrase's only use. A twist between a prank call and an answering machine, the phrase is popular on sites such as MyLifeIsAverage.com.
NOTE: "Buddy the elf" is said as the name of the receiver, not the caller.

*phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
Telemarketer: Uh...
*Telemarketer hangs up and never calls the house again*

Alternate response:
*phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
Receiver's friend/Caller: Black.
Receiver: Black isn't a color, it's a shade.
*argument about if black is a color*

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