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Cutest man in the world. He is In touch with his emotions and the gives the BEST snuggles in the world. He can lift you up when you are feeling down. He always works really hard at his job, and is never done learning. He has a beautiful imagination. And only wants the best for everyone around him. He would dance with the stars if he could. He is the kind of man that will wiggle to some music with a blanket over his head pretending to be a ghost. He is funny and also really likes stupid memes and that parts not debatable.
A Chris cook is what you need in your life.
When an alert becomes active, it's left until it nears breaching an SLA. This gives the alert time to simmer and cook thoroughly. You may just find that the issue resolves itself ;)
" Lettin' it cook "
1: Should I log this alert that's just come in?
2: Nah the SLA is 1 hour so just let it cook.
A very small minded person who consistently lies about the size of his penis and tries to pay male prostitutes for sexual favors.
I went to have sex with this guy the other day and he Joel cooked me on his size.
A person who shits his pants whenever he smokes weed then without changing goes inside and sticks his dick in a jar of mayonnaise then proceeds to throat fuck his mother in-law until she agrees to let him use her PayPal to pay for a dog collar he can wear when he goes to the cemetery to dig up a corpse and fuck it while a midget jumps on its stomach so all the black organ juices shoot out of its ass while he cums into the ground so hard that the midget gets a splash back.
Person 1. Our Kid looks tired today.
Person 2. It’s probably from that Raz Cooke he did yesterday.
Person 1. Damn, I love doing those.
A lying man whore pussy ass bitch.
Troy Cook is a lying pussy ass bitch.
Cooking a large amount of ground red meat.
I don't have time to spend all afternoon cooking batches of this beef so I'm just going to cook Krang.