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When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".
"BlubOneBluh HA HA Haaaayuucck,
Two *Cough* HA HA *Gag* Haaa"
The Count Chocula
A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
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A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.
Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.
A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.
Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.
Mate, I have to work.
Count your lucky ducklings you've even got a job.
A pussy ass nigga so weak he's the Count of Faggotry.
1. Did u hear that bitch Dequan squeal? Yeah that nigga should be named Count Faggalot.
2. We should wear high-heels to see how women feel.
Count Faggalot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Is when you sleep with more people that you can remember to get over a break up.
Them: Hey bro you ever been to Miami?
Me: I've been, I had a great time, but I can't remember the girl I was with. After my break up I needed some body count therapy.