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“Wanna wrestle under the covers? *wink wink*”
“Bro i’m gay.”
When you get oral sex under covers on a piece of furniture such as a bed, couch chair , with your partner/ spouse next to you asleep
Dude it’s such a thrill to get under cover blows. I don’t have to worry about her waking from noise as she sleeps heavy.
“Who would parody a song from another artist?”
Van Halen on Venom’s cover song of “Hot for teacher”
Venom’s cover song of “Hot for teacher” is a pale compared to Van Halen’s.
Worse than your mom gay your dad lesbian and all other but not as worse like your family tree lgbt
Carl: Your mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Carl: Pussy
Steve: Your brother a cover
Carl: „makes inzest with his cover brother“
When your partner wakes up and finds you getting head from another person.
I told John to stop moaning loudly before his fiancée got my under cover blown, but he still was loud and caught us.
When you have anal sex with a girl right after they take a dumb and when you take your penis out, the girl licks the poop off of it.
Last night Jenny had a chocolate covered rod!
After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!
Something that is Album Cover worthy
That is album cover worthy