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Donald Trump, the last of the orange orangutan people, makes this noise during orgasm. It is not known if this is normal for his species or not. People who have heard this noise report that it is usually by the hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of Department of State, Rex Tillerson.
Donald Trump: Despite the negative press-
Rex Tillerson: *fists Trump harder*
Donald Trump: COVFEFE!!
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Donald Trump, the last of the orange orangutan people, makes this noise during orgasm. It is not known if this is normal for his species or not. People who have heard this noise report that it is usually by the hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of Department of State, Rex Tillerson.
Donald Trump: Despite the negative press-
Rex Tillerson: *fists Trump harder*
Donald Trump: COVFEFE!!
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What you say when you can't spell even though your the president of the United States but you want to write coverage.
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
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verb | cuv fay fay • a word used to strongly counter a sentences original claim
Despite being down insurmountable odds in the Super Bowl, Tom Brady covfefe.
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Success in spite of the first amendment!
The word was created by President Trump early in his presidency to describe his successes in spite of his symbiotic relationship with the press, some of whom screech their opinions every time he says or does something out of alignment with their business model.
"Despite the contact negative press covfefe"
- @RealDonaldTrump
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The definition of 'Covfefe' is in actually a very secret acronym which was first coined by President Donald J. Trump in his first year of presidency (circa 2017). It's literal translation is: "Comb-Over Victory For Everyone, For Everyone". The creation and usage of this acronym are explained as follows: Comb-Over - refers to Donald Trump's hairstyle which identifies him without using his actual name, Victory - self explanatory, and For Everyone - is repeated twice for extreme emphasis as President Trump often does when he is trying to get his point across with greater affect. This term has been greatly misinterpreted and mistranslated, but this is the definitive and 100% accurate translation.
I have implemented my new tax plan, much to the chagrin of misinformed and idiots Democrats everywhere... Covfefe
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